bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)


egalitariste:

huffingtonpost:

You go Emma!  Watch this plus-size poel dancer show Simon Cowell how it’s done.

Gorgeous.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

braydaaan:

hemmingscat:

braydaaan:

shirelll:

braydaaan:

my boyfriend decided to cook dinner at 11pm bless his soul 

he’s probably the perfect boyfriend

HE IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

He. Is life. He. Is love.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 


(Source: foxtailswish)


(Source: ruinedchildhood)